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Evanism

Evanism is the complex psychological and philosophical concept of targeting innocent individuals, committing verbal slander, and the expression of extraterrestrial behavior.
“An Evanistic human has sat on me.”
“As a witness to Evanism, it's something that needs to be stopped. It is taking over the youth of our country. We need to take a stand.”
by perfect asphalt June 8, 2025
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Chris evans

Chris evans is my baby daddy. He is so sexy and is dating me NOT YOU just me so back off.
Wait who are you dating?
CHRIS EVANS YOU ABSOLUTE WANKER
by WAPYUP November 23, 2021
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Tom evans

A super hot Boy who loves scooters and all the girls love him, plus he has a nice face and you might like him his mates call him "scooter fag" but all the girls call him daddy xxx
Girl 1: Hey he really hot and he looks fucking sexy on that scooter
girl 2: Must be a "Tom evans"
by SkAtErGiRlxXx May 21, 2019
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Evan

Evan is the type of person to convince you to donate all your organs to him and posses your body to convince your friends to donate all of their organs to him. You will never see him before death.
my math teacher just asked me if I had any spare organs, she's such an Evan
by Somerandomstuff December 21, 2022
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Evan

A fat gay trans bitch who fucks mason
He is martindale evan
by 12554357664 June 5, 2018
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Evan Connelly

Ew it’s jóse he looks live Evan Connelly
by FishNamedJóse July 16, 2019
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evan lindberg

Wow, that Evan Lindberg really loves Angie!
by Olaf196 April 19, 2018
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