wet jesse

The act of ejaculating on someone's face while they sleep

I snuck up on her and gave her a Wet Jesse

by the busdriver April 8, 2010

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Wet Soberer

A person that goes to Alcoholics Anonymous, uses the principals learned there or recites the mantras, yet continues to drink alcohol.

Antonym: Dry Drunk

Jamie has become at Wet Soberer. Since starting AA he has been less grandiose and shown much more humility towards the staff at the bar.

by STLjared January 6, 2008

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wet shoulders

slang term meaning to be intoxicated or doing drugs

"dude, look at james, he has wet shoulders, he must be on pot

by HUMANmachine1957 August 30, 2006

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wet door

A very soggy entrance after fun in the bathroom

Man! Our wet door is active today!

by Keklord420 November 16, 2018

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Wet silly

A wet silly is when you are getting a blowjob and right when you are about to cum you proceed to putting the tip of your erect penis in the females ear and ejaculate in her ear.

My girlfriend was giving me head and mid blow I thought it'd be a good idea to give her a wet silly. She was not happy.

by Chucky Charms August 18, 2016

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