green piss

A common form of urine expelled from the body after drinking vodka, yeigermeister or any such form of alcohol. It is a result of the organic matter in the alcohol breaking down, getting you drunk as a skunk and urine that is very pale green in color. Usually results in waking up and not remembering.

Person 1: I drank so much this evening I had green piss.
Person 2: What?!? You better see a doctor.
Person 1: I think its the organics in the vodka I had breaking down.
Person 2: Shit bro, you are fucked up... since when are you a chemist? I bet you think you are a God too!
Person 1: I can see better than Shallow Hal and the ladies had green piss too!

by Carson September 25, 2014

piss-mittens

Interjection. Expression of total feelings of futility, and resignation, at own idiocy.

<upon realising your only pair of boxer shorts has been caught in the aftershave fire set by your drunken housemate> fuckitty-wankitty-PISS-MITTENS!

by Trickenso September 29, 2006

piss guilts

A feeling that comes usually after a bender when you cannot remember exactly what you did but are sure it was something bad. The feeling is exaggerated when someone who was on said bender with you tells you exactly what you did.

1. Fuck I was blind last night, I can vaguely remember smashing the neighbours car, I have a case of the piss guilts.
2. Fuck you were blind last night, Do you remember when you smashed the neighbours car, You should have the piss guilts.

by Ben Duncan January 24, 2006

spider piss

when a close couple looks into each others eyes and embraces while pissing. The woman sits down on the toliet regular while the man sits on her lap facing her with his penis inserted between her legs. Both people release together and the the sharing of this private plesurful experience is supposed to be intimate and ultimatly bring the two closer together.

My wife and I never really connected mentally until a friend recomended that we try the spider piss.

by Kurtastraphy January 28, 2007

piss hole

1.where urine comes out of the PENIS

2.also used as a dirty name

1.i went to the bathroom and my piss hole was burning

2.your a fucken piss hole!

by Anthony February 7, 2005

pissed up

I heard this many times what I was in Australia:

Somewhat inebriated to very drunk

We went to the pub to shoot darts and in the process got pissed up.

by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006

piss box

when you buy some cheap chinese piece of shit product and the box smells like urine

bob: yo let's see that new laser you got from the import website
ted: I don't want to touch it. the box it came in smells like pee.
bob: you just got a piss box.

by masteroffire March 20, 2013