wet hair>>

when a guys hair is wet it makes them 10x more attractive

“my hair is wet rn so lemme take a pic and send it😵”

me rn: wet hair>>

by lilizzyvertt April 20, 2021

heel hair

an obscure professional wrestling term coined for the hairstyles worn by WWE executive Stephanie McMahon following her 1999 heel turn and alliance with her then-storyline husband, Triple H. Shortly after said turn Stephanie, who previously had worn her hair straight on television, began sporting curly hair and kept the look for the next year and change. Term applied sparingly since.

In order to get extra heat tonight Stephanie decided to revert to her heel hair.

by Chrispychicken July 24, 2009

asshole hair

A little black brown or blonde piece of hair around your fart box. May have a little sprinkle of poo attached to it. Can be curly and long. Also used to describe Anyone named Blake Cooper

Blake Cooper is such an asshole hair !

by Captain taint lick May 28, 2017

hair hat

strange wigs of variious colors and weird shapes worn by people trying to hide thier own idenity.

Leeroy: Does your wife wear a red merkin to match her red hair hat
Deeloony; Leeroy, dat ho sneak in yo bed xo many times yo should know,

by OldRounder February 23, 2021

DJ Hair

A hair style that seems silly, as if it were chopped, and screwed up.

"Hey Kane, that girl has that DJ Hair.. its all chopped and screwed!"

or

"Aye Kendall, did you let a DJ cut your hair? Cuz that head is chopped and screwed yo!"

by Kendall Marsh March 7, 2007

Hair Waters

When someone with very hairy ankles, wears high waters.

Man-Whoa, Dude look at those sick hair waters!!

Dude-Haha, sick Man. Those are some hair waters!

Hair Waters Guy-(cries softly to himself)

by nasty trick nasty December 20, 2008

Pickle Hair

the constant pounding of a woman while riding cowgirl causes extreme pressure on the man's bladder. Having nowhere else to go, the man proceeds to urinate on the girl's hair and then continues intercourse. Upon completion, the man then ejaculates in the woman's hair. The combination of urine and ejaculate causes the hair to take on an odor like that of pickle juice.

Tommy: Oh baby, keep riding that dick!

(girl continues to ride)

Tommy: Oh shit baby, I really gotta piss

Baby: uh uh uh...oh shit...well....i guess just piss in my hair, i'm too horny to wait

(Tommy proceeds to piss in her hair and the continue intercourse)

Tommy: Ugh ugh oh baby i'm cumming in your hair!!!!!
Baby: What the fuck?!?!
Tommy: Pickle Hair and you got it from me!!!

by quikstop03 May 30, 2010