Casey Jones

An engineer for the Iowa Central Railroad who met his fate after deciding to inspect the anal cavity of a stalled train. Otherwise, he was known for being on-time.

Casey Jones is a name; it's not that hard.

by Great Northern 1147 October 15, 2025

Jones Bet

Making a legitimate wager with someone with the intention of never paying up if you lose.

That fucker bet me a 100 bucks that I couldn't eat an XL pizza in one sitting. And when I did, he wouldn't pay up. A complete Jones Bet.

by Gladhe8r December 12, 2023

Jones

Someone who abandons their friend group every time they meet a new girl, never gets on the game when they say they will, never responds to anything anymore, doesn’t pay anyone back, just an overall bum.

Zane turned into such a Jones after he met his new girlfriend!

by Bricky Ricky February 23, 2025

dylan jones

a clinker

oh look whos that

oh thats dylan jones a clinker

by lois jones December 20, 2021

Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now

This is one of the stupidest songs I’ve ever heard in my life. Like seriously who. the fuck cares. 1991 sucked ass. The 90s were really degrading. Apart from some of the music but it was a pretty horrible decade.

Whoever wrote “Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now” should be shot

by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020

Indiana Jones

The act of jumping off the kitchen table and landing you penis inside your sexual partners anus while they lay on the floor.

Bro you really pulled Indiana Jones at my party on my mother in a bunny costume?

by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021

nutcase jones

someone who lacks intelligence.

george is such a nutcase jones!

by Brochacho1919 April 24, 2018