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Jean babies

kids at the club: dude up against the wall and the chick is face down with her ass in the guys crotch humping his jeans like she wants to make a baby.
Damn girl! Look at all those kids making jean babies tonight. Someone is going to get knocked up!
by xslamberx January 6, 2012
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Belgian baby

A ruse used by one nation as a false pretext for invading another, often but not always humanitarian in nature. Refers to the World War I propaganda put out by the Allies accusing the Germans of slaughtering Belgian babies.
The claim that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction was a Belgian baby; in reality, self-interest rather than humanitarian concern was the motivating factor.
by Koshevoi July 24, 2010
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icecream's baby

A derrogatory term used to characterize a noticeable belly or gut that portrudes out just enough to label the person as fat. Generally, this fatness comes from eating too much of the following: sweets, lard, pure vegetable oil, paste, and other fattening food stuffs.
(Fat kid named Steve eats while walking past Mike)
Mike: Hey Steve, It looks like you're pregnant with Icecream's baby! Should I call Maury P to find out which flavor is the father?
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Baby Kraus

A small baby of a man, bossy in nature, known to be seen around Flint, Michigan. Known for not having anything of his own. A free loader ("Can I have half of that," or "Is that any good?") and creep-ass, frequents brothel houses who then ejaculates forcefully into prostitutes mouths, has extensive knowledge of all famous serial killers, furthermore claims to have extensive knowledge of cinematic films, only knows the directors of those films, and cant name a single actor. However in reality lacks taste and knowledge of thing. A baby Kraus is also known for it's temper tantrums, hissy fit's and need to always be right as well as crying when he's not. He can often be found trolling the IMDB website. Where him and his 5 friends that go to that site, review movies negativly, without ever seeing them.

Turn on's: winning at monopoly
Turn off's: The jack without the Pak
No you cant have half of my sandwich. Stop being a baby kraus.

That hooker really didn't want me to cum in her mouth but I totally baby kraus'd her ass.
by Jack of Pak January 21, 2008
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baby brick

The Unforgiveables might arrest you, in some cases, even for possession of a baby brick, or less.
by Sexydimma February 28, 2017
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Sleepy Baby

A little cutie that looks very cute when trying or pretending to sleep.

Smiles when you say “are you sleepy? Are you sleepy like a sleepy baby”! :)

He also likes to cuddle and makes messes when pouring himself his own milk.
Him: *yawn*
Me: awe are you sleepy?
Him: ya
Me: awe are you sleepy? sleepy like a sleepy baby
Him: (smiling) ya
by Owner of the sleepy baby September 17, 2012
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Baby Dude

A god being that no one or anyone is above. Baby dude is a cat that is so magnificent and majestic, that when you see him you'll love him forever :D.
I WANT BABY DUDE FOR MYSELF HES SO CUTE I WANT HIM NO ONE ELSE CAN HAVE BABY DUDE.
by Dude1016 May 2, 2020
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