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Goopy Goblin Gamer brain

A video game player who need constant stimulus through either fast rewarding gameplay or multiplayer interactions to keep himself out of boredom. Often limiting themselve to the very few titles they know and like.
-Random player: Dude have you ever played this game ?! The story is amazing, the artstyle is georgeous and the soundtrack alone almost made me cry.

-Goopy goblin Gamer brain: Meh, i killed some kids on Call of duty yesterday...

-Random player: Yes, yes i know...
by Obelixtriangle October 25, 2020
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Pissed Off Video Gamer

An obscure AVGN rip-off that appeared around 2009 who is believed to be russian, although he claims to be Jewish. He is well known for having a thick accent, being morbidly obese, calling the Nintendo GameCube "ShitCube", saying that GameCube discs look like fucking chocolate chip cookies, not being able to take criticism, having long awkward pauses in his reviews and obviously ripping off the Angry Video Game Nerd.
Guy1: The Irate Gamer is the worst.
Guy2: Really? Well, he's god compared to the Pissed Off Video Gamer.
by Clipo June 17, 2020
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Sad Nerd Gamer

Edd Wilkinson. Blond. Gay. Kind of sums him up really, he is one of a kind, and always will be.
by Pro Gamer #1 January 12, 2010
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Gamer One Night Stand

When you’re playing online with randoms all night, and you part ways at 5am to never see or speak to them again.
Me: “Damn bro, I had a badass gamer one night stand last night!”
Friend: “What was his name?”
Me: “Who cares? He sure could handle a BR tho.”
by Pkan July 11, 2020
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Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000

A flavor of the powdered energy drink GG, particularly one of a partner of GG TheRussainBadger who has named it "the official drink of shitposting".
Yo I'm on that Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000 shits bangin.
by BainImMissingMyTextures January 5, 2022
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Epick Gamer Moment

When the gamer moment ascends above epic it becomes epick, legend says an epick gamer moment is the joy of nutting on first of december times 1000
Person 1: Oh my god I had an epick gamer moment last night.
Person 2: You lucky shit I havent had an epick gamer moment in years.
It is clear in this example person 2 is not an epickgamer
by BluePaintbrush June 23, 2020
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Tik Tok Gamer Girl

a tik tok gamer girl isnt really a gamer girl. they would make a tik tok using the "im already tracer" song and use consoles you cant even play overwatch on like ps3, xbox 360, nintendo ds, and the worst one i ever seen, a nintendo 64.
Tik tok gamer girl: "uses a ps3 controller"
Real gamer: THE DOOR
by cutiemixedgal January 23, 2019
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