Sweet summer child

A person who you think is perfect. And beautiful.And too good for our world.

Justin Bieber is my sweet summer child. He is too good for this world.

by swyggyswag July 18, 2015

Child anyways🙄🤚

When you say child anyways it mean like girl umm ok.

Britany:yo know you look dumb right?? Me:girl child anyways🙄🤚

by Child anyways🤚 November 17, 2020

red headed step-child

someone that is beaten every day by their father that is always high as balls.

a teacher see's a student after class because she had seen the bruises. she ask's him what happened and he said im a red headed step-child.

by lookin ass nigga October 11, 2010

doing my bit for the child effort

wanking into a pot at a sperm clinic in order to make test tube babies.

'Been down the sperm clinic again Bert?'
'Just doing my bit for the child effort Roland.'

by TCourtzone January 19, 2008

Baby Olympics/Child Support Roulette

When a group of guys jerk off into a container and dump it into a girl's pussy. Whoever gets her pregnant loses.

"Fuck, I have to pay this bitch $200 in child support cause I lost baby olympics/child support roulette!"

"What's that?"

"Me and a couple guys nutted into a jar and poured it into this chick's pussy!"

"What the fuck?"

by niggasandtheirchicken December 6, 2019

red-headed step child

a crazy, aggressive fucking fire-crotch of a disturbed family

I'm going to beat your ass like a red-headed step child.

by bambamthankyamaam April 5, 2015

i drop kicked that child in self defense

the child stuck their tongue out so you drop kick that child in self defense

Technoblade: Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense

by i swear my name is andrew September 10, 2021