trifecta shit

Taking 3 perfectly executed shits in a row. Can also be called a Triple Crown Shit!

Hey Jim, I took 3 shits in a row this morning! Each time I pulled up my pants, I had to shit again!

Nice job Steve, you took a Trifecta Shit! One for the records books!

by LonePooper February 26, 2018

fine as shit

You are a certified dime piece. As The Dream says "Shorty is a 10"

Bae you look fine as shit wit that dress on

by Doc_Player419 December 1, 2014

Mummy Shit

After taking a painful shit you end up walking like a mummy and/or zombie in order to not upset your asshole.

Wife: Are you okay dear?

Typical guy/husband: Yeah but I just took a big Mummy Shit and it hurts so bad!

Wife: Pig.

by AzzaCadabra October 30, 2010

shit the rag

When a person messes up looks like a asshole doing it. When you fail so miserably that you shit yourself.

"Findlay, you really shit the rag on this one, you missed that layup and you fell down on your ass doing it!"

by Timmy-K August 28, 2011

violent shitting

1. The type of bowel movement characterized by extreme noise, wetness, and unbelievable amounts of excrement in a ferocious, high-velocity manner.

2. All of the aforementioned symptoms present, the type of bowel movement that causes one to grunt or yell out in a violent manner, misleading bystanders outside the door or passer-by's to believe you are being murdered or murdering someone in the bathroom with said movement.

Violent shitting makes me so embarrassed when I walk out of the bathroom.

by Warmach21 January 8, 2016

lane shitting

Slang for when a motorcyclist lane splits but does so, metaphorically shitting on everyone around by leaving them in the dust.

Looking for a thrill, he barreled through dense traffic, lane shitting all the way to his destination.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 25, 2020

Shit Bomb

A shit bomb is when you take a dump in a lunch box, close it, and wrap it up to give it the appearance of a gift and then send it in the mail to someone you don’t like !

Fuck, someone sent me another shit bomb in the mail, it was so gross !!

by Alknowsbest September 25, 2018