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You just got Wilson'ed

When you're having sex with your partner while she's on her. You gather the blood on the palm of your right hand so you can slap her ass cheek and make a bloody Hi-5 Wilson face and scream you just got Wilson'ed.
You just got Wilson'ed! You ever given out a Wilson? My girlfriend ran to the shower after she got Wilson'ed last night.
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Just as the founding fathers intended

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended
by Heya, O' buddy, O' pall September 4, 2023
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just because its Tuesday

Just Because Its Tuesday!
The ironic phrase you say when someone does something for, apparently, no reason.
So, synonym of “why not?”, its a funny and sarcastic way to describe an action that you or someone else did and you don’t know why, for a stupid reason or even because their mind said to do so.
Person:” Why didn’t you go to the office today?”
You:” Just because it’s Tuesday “

Person:” I’ve just read that someone stole a car to run away after robbing a National bank
You:”Meh, that kind of things that everyone does, you know, Just Because its Tuesday “
by Aries_Head November 23, 2021
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Ain't no thang just a bumper

Used when your girl backs up into something but doesn't care about her vehicle.
"You backed up into a tractor??!"
"Ain't no thang just a bumper, lol"
by MsBA September 28, 2021
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Just Friends Type Shi

A relationship that has no label on it.. like a
friendship but more than a friendship but not
quite a relationship.
by BZ06 May 18, 2022
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just go fucking google it

What to say when someone asks you something.
Small annoying child: Daddy, where do babys come from?
Dad: just go fucking google it
by Thelocaldyke June 3, 2016
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im just tryna bone

when you talk to a big booty bitch and she not that atractive and all u wanna do is fuck da shyt outta her ugly ass.
2she:a lil dayday do u go wit boomshika yet?

Lil dayday:fuck naw i dont like her like dat she hella ugly i told dat bitch im just tryna bone.

2she:yea dats wut i b on mah nigga.
by lil 2she and lil dayday April 27, 2010
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