God bless your heart

It's the most southern way to say fuck you.

Tommy: Katie i love your ass

Katie: Tom god bless your heart

by mommasbathroom02 December 11, 2016

you're breaking my heart

from a simpson's episode; the act of splitting one's heart in two.

"Marrrrrggee, you're breaking my heart"

by ryankirkpatrick August 7, 2006

My Heart Will Take Shots

A drinking game first played on the Titanic. One guy and three girls pour shots of cheap vodka (minimum of 3). Everyone takes shots, and after shots are consumed, the guy take a swig from the bottle. Then the guy picks a girl to make out with. Repeat if desired.

Hey ladies, you want to play My Heart Will Take Shots?

by TheTallOne December 7, 2009

smack crack heart attack

A myocardial infarction brought on by the act of simultaneously hitting cocaine and heroin (commonly known as a speedball). Rhyme for effect.

My buddy John was hitting the speedballs one after the over, then all of a sudden, he collapsed to the ground, clutching his chest. It was a smack crack heart attack.

by s0ulShatter January 12, 2011

Flintridge sacred heart academy

An all-girls private Catholic college preparatory school in Southern California that is accepting of all religions, cultures, and racial backgrounds. FSHA is not concerned with "destroying" other school sports teams, although it's athletic program is one of the best in the league, but rather aims to inspire it's students to practice integrety and learn the importance of family, friends, tolerance, and giving back to the community.

Flintridge Sacred Heart Academy, a Catholic, Dominican, college-preparatory school, educates young women for a life of faith, integrity, and truth.

by HappyTolog March 10, 2010

black spot on her heart

A women who is so callous that nothing gets to her is said to have a black spot on her heart.

Katie saw two puppies drowning but because of the black spot on her heart she went shoe shopping and forgot about it.

by That bastard!!!! March 11, 2014

Bi-pass heart surgery

An extreme form of conversion therapy, intended to cure the bi-curious and turn them straight.

Arriving home in Wichita from Princeton for the summer, Amber confided to her devoutly Methodist mother that she was equally in love with her 'friends' Jason and Jennifer. Shocked, and too unworldly to know that this was a transitory phase for many of the girls in Amber's class, her mother whispered the threat of bi-pass heart surgery to make her normal again.

by Monkey's Dad February 28, 2020