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e-dump

damn that e-dump stinks
by glagos December 24, 2008
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Pre-dump

Food consumed before using the bathroom known in some circles as food.
Make it or break your girl calls refers to all meals as pre-dump
by Juddnelson June 14, 2016
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mobile dumping

The act of taking a dump into a paper bag while driving, and then throwing it out the window at the car behind you
matt: what are you doing tonight?
andrew: i dont know dude lets go mobile dumping.
matt: sweet!
andrew: rad!
by cock robinson January 8, 2010
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Mayan Dump

when you're sitting on a toliet and you're in so much pain, you scream out to the gods. Unfortunately only the mayan gods recognize your calls. You're in so much pain, you want to end it, the entire world. To begin this ritual, the mayan gods require a blood sacrifice. As the bowels tear through your intestinal tract, they litterally rip your innards, thus providing the blood sacrifice. Once the blood has been spilt, you have appeased the gods, and thus the prophecy has been foretold. Hence, the mayan dump
Clurg just cracked the toliet bowl from his mayan dump
by putmeincoach February 12, 2013
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system dump

what happens when i drop my computer and it breaks forever.. :(
me: --drops computer--

computer: system dump complete..--dies--
by epicfaiilllll August 6, 2008
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Skittle Dump

When your shit is in small pellet like clumps
Man, I just had a skittle dump, your toilet is messed up now.
by James 6 Inches Rude January 23, 2017
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dump shit

The product of shitting yourself after being dumped, where you look your former significant other directly in the eyes, and then shit yourself, just to spite them.
She was wallowing smugly in the joy of having dumped me, so I did the only thing that a rational human being could do, and promptly produced an eye-watering dump shit. I stared Sally right in her beady eyes, and shit myself, just to spite her. Who's the winner now, bitch?
by CGPsaint April 21, 2017
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