Are you from Texas?

A joke referring to the trope of everything being bigger in Texas, referring to dick size

Me: Are you from Texas?

My friend: I am:

Me: Fuck me in the ass!

by autistic nerd 1991 June 8, 2025

do you want my hot boyd

do you want my hot boyd

do you want my hot boyd

by Capkin March 10, 2018

I Have One Questions...Do You Fuck Yourself To Sleep

I Have One Questions...Do You Fuck Yourself To Sleep

I Have One Questions...Do You Fuck Yourself To Sleep

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

from me to you

When you poop directly into another persons bungus

From me to you pal

by Mr the sandwich March 20, 2017

you

are an idiot

"hello i am you"

by bobisbigbrain101 April 25, 2021

7976yYyou may be inclined to give up on a task that seems impossible to complete but keep at it. You are closer to a breakthrough than you realize, so refuse to admit defeat. It will taste so sweet when it eventually comes together.7967

7976yYyou may be inclined to give up on a task that seems impossible to complete but keep at it. You are closer to a breakthrough than you realize, so refuse to admit defeat. It will taste so sweet when it eventually comes together.7967

7976yYyou may be inclined to give up on a task that seems impossible to complete but keep at it. You are closer to a breakthrough than you realize, so refuse to admit defeat. It will taste so sweet when it eventually comes together.7967

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 27, 2025

You haven't got a Bob Hope

To be told that you have absolutely no chance of what you're asking for is going to happen.

Colleague 1: "I wander if the boss will let me go home half hour early.
Colleague 2: "lol, you haven't got a Bob Hope mate!"

by Britney Sparkles September 9, 2025