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Are you from Texas?

A joke referring to the trope of everything being bigger in Texas, referring to dick size
Me: Are you from Texas?

My friend: I am:

Me: Fuck me in the ass!
by autistic nerd 1991 June 8, 2025
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do you want my hot boyd

by Capkin March 10, 2018
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from me to you

When you poop directly into another persons bungus
From me to you pal
by Mr the sandwich March 20, 2017
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you

by bobisbigbrain101 April 25, 2021
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7976yYyou may be inclined to give up on a task that seems impossible to complete but keep at it. You are closer to a breakthrough than you realize, so refuse to admit defeat. It will taste so sweet when it eventually comes together.7967
7976yYyou may be inclined to give up on a task that seems impossible to complete but keep at it. You are closer to a breakthrough than you realize, so refuse to admit defeat. It will taste so sweet when it eventually comes together.7967
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You haven't got a Bob Hope

To be told that you have absolutely no chance of what you're asking for is going to happen.
Colleague 1: "I wander if the boss will let me go home half hour early.
Colleague 2: "lol, you haven't got a Bob Hope mate!"
by Britney Sparkles September 9, 2025
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