Definition: A girl who appears slim when wearingng clothes- clothes that aren't revealing of her figure- and when you get trapped in a relationship with her, and one that is too late/ too rude to break up: reveals her body. A body that is obese and usually looks 3-6 months pregnant- but isn't. Also has saggy tits. And this can be common in teenagers as teenage boys first start exploring the other sex.
NOTE: This part is only to identify the signs of a Falsad Girl. Even only one of these is a big indicator (not every one has to be evident).
-Loose blouses (clothes that aren't tight) on a regular basis.
-Joints (e.g elbows, wrists and knuckles) appear sunken, instead of protruding.
-Double chin or skin underneath the face does not follow the jaw line.
-No visible contours on the face (cheeks are puffy).
- Rolls on the lower back.
-No thigh gap.
-Big arms
Remember, you don't have to follow this advice it's just as someone who has experienced a Falsad Girl (especially when I like to be in good shape myself) it can be very demoralising and can make you feel trapped- more so if you're young). It's okay not to like fat girls. Any form of embracing unhealthy bodies is wrong and is life threatening to the girls themselves. Guys and girls (more so girls) are told it's okay not to do sports and be comfortable in your body but the human body isn't designed to eat and be sat down all day.
LISTEN TO THIS ADVICE!
NOTE: This part is only to identify the signs of a Falsad Girl. Even only one of these is a big indicator (not every one has to be evident).
-Loose blouses (clothes that aren't tight) on a regular basis.
-Joints (e.g elbows, wrists and knuckles) appear sunken, instead of protruding.
-Double chin or skin underneath the face does not follow the jaw line.
-No visible contours on the face (cheeks are puffy).
- Rolls on the lower back.
-No thigh gap.
-Big arms
Remember, you don't have to follow this advice it's just as someone who has experienced a Falsad Girl (especially when I like to be in good shape myself) it can be very demoralising and can make you feel trapped- more so if you're young). It's okay not to like fat girls. Any form of embracing unhealthy bodies is wrong and is life threatening to the girls themselves. Guys and girls (more so girls) are told it's okay not to do sports and be comfortable in your body but the human body isn't designed to eat and be sat down all day.
LISTEN TO THIS ADVICE!
"Man... I hate to tell you things but I can't help it."
"What is it?"
"That girl that you said was fat but I said was just a little chubby. She's fucking huge! I don't understand?!"
"I'm telling you: she's a Falsad Girl (A false advertising girl)"
"I know it's cruel but I can't be with her if she's got saggy tits- I would only be lying to her if I said I liked her body."
"What is it?"
"That girl that you said was fat but I said was just a little chubby. She's fucking huge! I don't understand?!"
"I'm telling you: she's a Falsad Girl (A false advertising girl)"
"I know it's cruel but I can't be with her if she's got saggy tits- I would only be lying to her if I said I liked her body."
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