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pant anal

When two men(or any combination of genders, sometimes involving a strap) love each other very much but are far too frantic to pull their pants down and therefore make sweet sweet anal love through the fabric
Sorry man, I have to go home and change, Jordan just gave me a pant anal on the men’s bathroom
by Not some British bloke October 12, 2023
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McFlashy Pants

Someone who has too much underwear or butt crack showing. It can either be on purpose or on accident.
When my boyfriend sleeps, he is such a Mr. McFlashy Pants.
I am such a McFlashy Pants when I wear these hips huggers.
by Miss Tappz March 9, 2010
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Pants be Crimpin'

an expression for ones pants being too large and crimp due to a use of a belt. It makes ones belt line like look like a strip of bacon and it feels very strange and awkward
Shennae: Yo Sharonda I'mma get some new jeans at Walmart these Pants be Crimpin' bitch.

Sharonda: Yeah gurl you look like u be wearing them parachute pants.
by STV21190EGRURRI November 27, 2011
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Kashi Pants

Kashi Pants is the occasional condition where an individual has an uncontrollable bowel movement as a result of eating Kashi Go Lean cereal.
Today at work I had Kashi Pants just one hour after eating a small bowl of Kashi Go Lean cereal. I didn't make it to the bathroom in time so I had to go home and change my pants.
by The Cruncher August 12, 2018
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Sock and Pant

Just going to pop down the pub for some premium sock and pant with the lads.
by Ladmanz April 21, 2011
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pants zipper

the most annoying fucking thing ever!! can't i just touch your dick without trying to work a complicated metallic mechanism meant for monkeys??
Damn. Your pants zipper is stuck... got any oooiiilllllllll?
by yathiskidrox April 27, 2015
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January pants

The pants you need to purchase in January after all the holiday eating. Intended to be worn only until you can fit back into your regular clothes.
Thank god for post-holiday sales - it makes buying January pants so much less expensive!!
by The punster January 16, 2015
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