wierd mike

sketchy kid on the second floor, inclined to watch lord of the rings with unhot alex. people are better frinds with his bowl than they are with him. every college has a wierd mike...find your own tonight!!

we met wierd mike from the second floor as we searched for the bathroom in a drunken stupor.

by eba weba December 28, 2003

icey mike

my bong that rips minds with its freezing cold smoke due to its ice catcher

fuck dude icey mike got me caught last night i got too high

by mistah freeze August 10, 2008

Drunk Mike

one who gets pwned repeatedly up the butt
one who gets latched 80 times in a match by groober and whines about it

man, groober won? he must have been playing with a bunch of drunk mike's

by Pwn April 7, 2004

like Mike

If someone is 'like Mike', they have achieved the peak of physical and mental perfection. Such people will normally be extremely sporty, intelligent and witty, and as such are very rare. The original Mike to whom the phrase refers is long forgotten, but its safe to assume he was great to know, and probably damn fine to look at.

"Damn Timothy, you got hot. You're great looking."
"Why thanks, good chum."
"Yeah, you're really like Mike!"
"Please! You flatter me too much!"

by Horace Wimp November 8, 2006

Mike Patten

the great singer from Faith no More

Mike Patton was rocking out while the goldfish croaked

by mama lucien March 25, 2005

White Mike

Anyone named Mike who deals/does cocaine.

Let's head over to White Mike's and get some coke.

by Packers Lounge May 24, 2013

Mike Gordon

Popular in Portland Or. Famous techno star that was popularized by only singing songs about how great he is. He only released one album titled: Mike Gordon:Electronic Superstar. This album was released in 2006 under Electric Lighthouse Records. Song titles included: Feast or Famine, World's Greatest Lover, One Bad Mo'Fo, and Ballad of the Bean Eating Man.

Mike Gordon...World's Greatest Lover. (actual song lyrics, no joke)

by Wanton Raider April 23, 2009