Fire Retarded

When you intentionally set out to make a fire with bad intentions, but the fire never happens.

Person 1: I put my campfire right next to my pile of highly combustible twigs.
Person 2: Did you start a wildfire?
Person 1: No, I'm fire retarded.

by foxkat January 3, 2021

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Fire in the hole

When a friend blows cocaine up your ass with a straw. Right before he does it. He yells FIRE IN THE HOLE.

Hey Bryan . last night I blew coke into my girl friends ass. When she was ready . I said FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!! She loved it.

by Ball satchel November 27, 2017

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dark fire

a YouTube gamer who is friends with the UwU king aka BlisticZena. She love to play fnaf a lot.

dark fire love games and is and love gays

by Xena Backsocshen May 4, 2020

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Fire alarm

A red box with a grille and a flasher that beeps really loud when it detects a fire. He will become your paparazzi and take flash pictures of you when you're walking out the building

The fire alarm went off!

by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 23, 2018

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Firing the Canon

Euphemism for ejaculating.

Justin admitted to Firing the Canon off the roof.

by colestaff July 24, 2011

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When you're boss tells you that you are fired at their retirement party. It of course holds no ground because they no longer have any authority over you. It is usually a power trip done to try to convince themself that they are not getting old and that they can still boss people around (not including grandchildren).

"Hey Jim, I heard that Janice fired you last night at her retirement party."
"No, she retire-fired me. She's just trying to convince herself that she is still in charge."

by Jmd555RivCa March 27, 2009

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