Playing Minecraft

To commit a mass shooting.

(Derivative of the “in Minecraft” jokes.)

On June 12, 2016. Al-Martha Lorrainadam began Playing Minecraft at the Gay bar in Florida.

by MarthaSpeaksAndIListen May 19, 2024

Minecraft

A game that is better than fortnite

Minecraft is the best

by Aussiedude12 July 25, 2019

Minecraft

A legal drug for all ages that is more addictive than drugs.

Buddy: yo there's this super cool new place where all the hot babes and ...

Timothy: SHUT UP IM TRYING TO KILL THE ENDERDRAGON IN MINECRAFT!!!!

by lolu are um January 20, 2022

Minecraft

1. The "Word" that best represents the impossible (physically).

2. Aaaaand the best excuse to someone that just want to stay at home.

1. Teenager with brain 1: Dude, I really wanted to do something physically impossibl...

Teenager with brain 2: Minecraft...! Let's. Play. Minecraft. And. Have. Some. Fun!

2. Per. A: Hey Rob, wanna g...

Bob: Get the fuck out of my room, I playing Minecraft! (Wildly takes off headphones and throw them to the floor.)

by bhuoorvyi February 3, 2018

Minecraft

A good reason for your parents to get the fuck out of your room.

Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft.

by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 25, 2021

Minecraft

There's a drug out there, it's dragged thousands of people into this endless world of building blocks making structures. Those said to have played the game haven't went outside, instead spent their time locked in their basements placing block after block to create a structure. Best stay away from this drug kids, you don't know what it could do to ya.

Minecraft drug dealer:"Hey kid, want some drugs?"
Kid:"What kind of drug?"
Minecraft drug dealer:"Minecraft drug"
Kid:"Load me up!"
Later that day
Mom:"Come up stairs, dinner's ready!"
Kid:"I can't I'm playing Minecraft!"
Mom:"Well turn it off!"
Kid:"I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!"

by -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- April 4, 2017

Minecraft Movie

The absolute worse dogshit movie ever leaked

The Minecraft Movie is the worst flop of all time

by Phokos July 23, 2024