Holmes disease

When you have an above average penis size.

In reference to John Holmes 🤘🏻

Wife:That's my husband TYLER LEE!

Random ex- metal bandmate: FUCK YEAH! MY BOY, HE HAS HOLMES DISEASE! His stage excitement could be seen for miles!

by TychelleMoffitt1999 December 12, 2023

Fry Tucker Disease

After consumption of a meal, a period of sweating arises, after that a period of cold chills arises. Dr. internet says your fine.

"After eating that Jets Pizza, my Fry Tucker Disease flared up."

by Ky_guy January 12, 2024

Wild Cow Disease

A variation of mad cow disease that causes people and animals to act crazy as shit.

The cow that hauled ass through the fence had wild cow disease.

by Daren McCreery March 10, 2008

Mad dog disease

Being an absolute mad dog. Some may be referred to as a mad cunt or sick cunt.

Fuck! He's been struck by the mad dog disease, what a mad dog!

by Mad dog hut September 24, 2017

Jacinto Disease

Jacinto Disease also known as The Star Plague It often goes to portuguese people and American people and often hates woman almost deadly to get banned but tries to stay not cringe while in reality hes Based

Example:Wow dude that guy is Really based does he have jacinto Disease?

by Saha Is trash December 7, 2021

Lariat's Disease

The fact of getting to a certain point and not progressing for a very long time

Person 1: Hey, man, I got that sweet blue belt!
Person 2: nice! When's the next step
1: I dunno, soon-ish
Person 3: You have contracted Lariat's disease

by LPU1 November 9, 2019

soundcloud disease

idk but i heard it kills people by listening to bad music

boy get out with yo SoundCloud diseased phone

by gen J September 12, 2023