ice cream summers

years till a girl is no longer jailbait

"yeah morgan has a few more ice cream summers until the good humor truck sees that"

by 5hamu5 November 11, 2013

Pecan ice cream

After eating ice cream, you and your partner have sexual intercourse.

"Me and my girlfriend just 'had' Pecan Ice Cream."

by ThatOrNot January 20, 2018

killed the dream cream

When somebody awakens you from a dream in which you were getting laid by a gorgeous person you have no shot at in real life.

Hey man, last night I was sleeping, I was having a dream about boning Angelina Jolie. It was really getting hot, and then my kid walked into the room to wake me up. Totally killed the dream cream.

by Dreamerman May 16, 2010

Friendly ice cream

When you cum on your girls face and immediately after throw rainbow sprinkles at her

Kevin gave his babysitter a friendly ice cream

by Captain ginger raw doggin it June 12, 2018

Oreo cream surprise

When you fuck a girl in the butt, then nut. Following the nut you pee as hard as you can. Keep your dick in the butt as long as you can. As you pull out tell her to release and it should let out a mixture of white and brown goodness.

My wife and I enjoyed a oreo cream surprise last night after the kids went to bed.

by Cdesh121 June 16, 2018

Community Cream Shake

When a female kneels with 10 or more males ejaculating onto her face. She cannot wipe anything off her face until every man has jizzed. When all man are finished, the smega is wiped into a glass, she gargles and swallows the community cream shake.

Dick: “Oh, did you go out on another date last night with more than one boyfriend?”
Jane: “yes I did, I went out with 9 boyfriends”
Dick: “well, if you have one more boyfriends you can have a community cream shake”

- Don’t put my name in there

by Skippy Pippy June 17, 2019

Tits on an ice cream

Tits on an ice cream cone

There's tits on my ice cream, tits on an ice cream

by Mr. Click-clack-Ba August 24, 2017