J-Park

A name used to describe a cute little asian that is obsessed with video games and generally studies economics. Typically an underachiever due to various Indian and Asian friends under the steady influence of the pop fictional "Harold and Kumar" the J-Park relishes his unique situation as the underperforming asian. A J-Park is very well tempered and will happily get drunk in group situations. The J-Park often floats social settings bringing with him a positive and serene vibe. The J-Park is a special creature and should be both admired and respected.

Wow how the hell did Kirby just spike me like that? He's a J-Park man he has been studying that shit on the Net all day

Man all (insert name here)'s family went to Berkeley but he is going to UCSD - yeah he's such a J-Park

by RobertGlavas October 15, 2007

j tizzle

the best ever underground rapper

omg J TIZZLE IN THE HIZZIE I love his song BIG NIGGS

by Luscious NIGGS October 9, 2008

Harry J

-A super mega ultra mega pussy.
-The ultimate insult

Harrisson: "My sprained ankle which I sprained 10 months ago is acting up"
Joanna:"You're such a Harry J"

by Alex Guckert July 25, 2009

J move

Similar to Jew Move; To cheat someone out of something, or lie about something for your benefit.

Cecil-I'll come over to pick you up in 10 minutes.
(20 minutes pass)
Dee-Man where you at?
Cecil-I'm about to leave
Dee-Man thats the J move

by Chronic23 October 17, 2008

j-dawg

A cretinous child, given a nickname due to the firstname beginning with "j" e.g.john,james,jason,justin, the j-dawg is usually a snivelling cretin with much abuse directed there way.

" J-Dawg you smell of shit"
"J-Dawg no one likes you"
"Hit J-Dawg with the soap not me"

J-Dawg : "Can I lick your armpit"
Random Guy: "Fuck no J-Dawg you sick cunt"

by Ronald Lawrence June 11, 2006

CODY-J

dumbass, or one who leaves flammable liquids under a 3500 degree press, or one who drops red hot items on veneer top desks!

your such a cody-j whats your problem. or, you cody-j, you cant do a stripper without a condom.

by JOHN EVANS October 20, 2004

J-Shot

when a man ejaculates in his best friend's shorts

"Bro, I'm sorry i J-Shotted in your shorts..." "What does that mean?!" "It means you might want to wash them"

by Charlie Oxsucker November 7, 2011