n.
1. Palm Babies - A brand name for small 1-inch long collectible squishy-rubber baby dolls marketed toward stay-at-home moms, overly effeminate people and obsessively compulsive collectors.
MEDICAL
2. Ejaculate (e.g. semen) resting in a hand.
v.
1. To ejaculate into a hand, presumably a human hand.
See cummy palm
1. Palm Babies - A brand name for small 1-inch long collectible squishy-rubber baby dolls marketed toward stay-at-home moms, overly effeminate people and obsessively compulsive collectors.
MEDICAL
2. Ejaculate (e.g. semen) resting in a hand.
v.
1. To ejaculate into a hand, presumably a human hand.
See cummy palm
1. I love the squishy, soft feeling of Palm Babies in my hand!
2. "It was necessary to lay some palm babies into the chairwoman's hand to prevent evidence of a spillover from getting to the public."
2. "It was necessary to lay some palm babies into the chairwoman's hand to prevent evidence of a spillover from getting to the public."
by pclick December 8, 2010
Get the Palm Babies mug.An adorable animal that persistently exists as a baby, baby pigalumps are characterized by their penchant for cute, colorful shorts; ability to eat unfathomable amounts of food; and habit of pooping in logs.
Baby pigalumps only live in land-locked states, but still exhibit a life-long fear of sharks. They are incapable of swallowing pills of any type.
Baby pigalumps usually communicate by tooting, but will let out loud squeals when delighted or when sprayed with cold water.
Baby pigalumps only live in land-locked states, but still exhibit a life-long fear of sharks. They are incapable of swallowing pills of any type.
Baby pigalumps usually communicate by tooting, but will let out loud squeals when delighted or when sprayed with cold water.
by Piga May 2, 2011
Get the baby pigalump mug.Nasty people that steal babies from their mummas and pappas at hospital by claiming that their mummas and pappas are hopeless human specimens. But really they all know that they are just 'con artists' who have one aim and that is making lots and lots of MONEY!!!!! These people have little regard for the future of their soul or their impact upon humanity at large. They tend to slowly get eaten from the inside by microscopic bugs and die from cancers of various sorts and when they get to death, they are rejected into heaven because the angels all point out to them that they caused earth to become a much worse place because they were sooo greedy. Then they spend the next 1000 years wishing they hadn't been so nasty and greedy and superficial.
Day in the life of baby thieves...
Baby thief 1 - This mumma is so stupid we will all be driving BMW's because of her!!!
Baby thief 2 - Yeah she is an absolute pushover!!! So is her dadda! I can't wait to drive a BMW!
Later...
Baby thief 1 - I don't feel so well and now the doctor says I am going to die in 2 weeks.
Baby thief 1 - This mumma is so stupid we will all be driving BMW's because of her!!!
Baby thief 2 - Yeah she is an absolute pushover!!! So is her dadda! I can't wait to drive a BMW!
Later...
Baby thief 1 - I don't feel so well and now the doctor says I am going to die in 2 weeks.
by wordfromyamumma January 16, 2014
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Get the baby rent mug.South Los Angeles term used to describe something, (usually an article of clothing) that fits and looks too small on a person.
It's not exclusive to articles of clothing. It can apply and be used to describe anything that is too small.
Adjective
It's not exclusive to articles of clothing. It can apply and be used to describe anything that is too small.
Adjective
Did you see that baby mini tee shirt that fool had on?
Her grill is busted with those baby mini troll teeth.
If he wears those baby mini skinny jeans one more time, I swear.
He ain't got no money, with his baby mini bank account.
That big ass girl knows she doesn't need to be riding that baby mini bike with her big ass.
Her grill is busted with those baby mini troll teeth.
If he wears those baby mini skinny jeans one more time, I swear.
He ain't got no money, with his baby mini bank account.
That big ass girl knows she doesn't need to be riding that baby mini bike with her big ass.
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