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Mad Cow Disease

1.Used to categorize an affliction that turns a normal woman into a mountainous, sloppy looking woman with a snub button nose and a haircut that was crafted with a lawnmower. Usu. gotten by having low self esteem, recreational drug use, poor diet, and lack of intellectual stimulus.
2.Any other similarly or un-similarly described fatter female afflicted with this ailment.
Ex1: Friend1-" What in the hell happened to her?!"
Friend 2-"You didn't hear? S'shame. She developed Mad Cow Disease..."
Friend-1 "Fuck!"
by TooTrue October 16, 2008
mugGet the Mad Cow Diseasemug.

milking the legless cow

mom caught me milking the legless cow when she accidentally walked in my room without knocking
by i gotta dog May 8, 2017
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Milking A Dry Cow

When you're recieving a handjob from a girl and she keeps jacking you even after you cum.
"Good God, Megan! You're milking a dry cow here!"
"Sorry, Mr. Chris."
by Cheesemunchy June 27, 2023
mugGet the Milking A Dry Cowmug.

what the cow, man?!

a replacement for cursing that can be said in mixed company. 'cow' can replace almost any curse word, including shit, fuck, cunt, among others. see mothercow.
starrk: rebecca black is like the best evaaarrrr!

Bonzo: what the cow, man?!
by bonzo970 July 11, 2011
mugGet the what the cow, man?!mug.

cow calf combo

Where you bang the mom AND the daughter.
In a surprising turn of events, Jake pulled the ole cow calf combo in the same week.
by Deegan. April 23, 2018
mugGet the cow calf combomug.

MAD COW DISEASE

by B-Raid May 5, 2007
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Flaming Reverse Cow

When you stick your penis into hot candle wax and perform the sex position known as Reverse Cowgirl while the hot wax is still on your penis
Last night I gave Riley Brown Flaming Reverse Cow
by Kenny Wescott February 5, 2020
mugGet the Flaming Reverse Cowmug.

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