Johnny E

Johnny E has a massive cock and is super charismatic. He makes sure everyone knows about how big his massive cock is and the fact that he's a Beatles fan. He plays the guitar like he fingers pussy but he sings like two keys off. He's a manwhore that likes to fuck around with as many biddies as possible. From the second he wakes up, he's only thinking about how he can impale the next bitch with his meat rod. He can last hours and nuts gallons. His long hair makes him look like John Lennon and he drives a nice car but his huge cock weighs it down so he has to go slow over any bumps to prevent the car's bottom from scraping

Person1: Yo, what's up Johnny E?
Johnny E: Hey do you know this song by the Beatles?
Person1: Ai, shut the fuck up.

by badussy2.0 February 9, 2022

Johnny Derp

A man with such a fragile male ego that even describing him without actually naming him enrages him. A man who court-shops a defamation lawsuit because the state that actually would handle the case would immediately dismiss it due to strict defamation laws. A man whose lawyers will forever be known for defending a wife-beater.

Judging from recent posts on Twitter, the world is finally starting to see the truth about Johnny Derp. His most recent film underwhelmed at the box office, bringing in only 10% of the film's budget. He lied on the stand about his ex-wife cutting his finger. And, prior to getting together with his ex-wife, he was arrested for assault. But, of course, his fans ignore anything that paints him in a bad light. He & his fans are the Hollywood equivalent of Donald Trump & Trump's supporters.

by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 30, 2023

Johnny

Someone that gets no bitches

You really remind me of johnny.

by Picatchuisesuou January 13, 2023

jumping johnny

Used to describe a person that has had sex with many people, thus causing a spread in sexual viruses within the workplace, or even community.

Health teacher: "Don't be a jumping johnny!";"you'll get an STD".

by ItIsMyName July 2, 2019

Johnny

Used as a name for an unknown man, often suggesting that he is unimportant or insignificant.

Go home Johnny.

by Sosku10 March 4, 2024

johnny pacar

A incredibly talented and underrated person who is also very hot and he played Jackson in flight 29 down

Remeber that hot guy from flight 39 down ya that’s him Johnny pacar

by Ruth_martell_conway June 8, 2021

Johnny depp

A cunt. Along with his wife amber heard.

Person A: “Can people shut up about this stupid Johnny depp vs amber heard shit”

Person B: “I know right! People are acting like they know who is right or wrong”

by Jellybish June 27, 2022