chris browned

to beat the shit out of you girlfriend...

Person 1: Hey did you hear what happened...
Person 2: No, what?!
Person 1: Karl chris browned the shit out of Christina...

by mr.funnyman September 13, 2010

brown jelly

Brown jelly is a cute way of saying shit!

"Mummy that man smells of brown jelly"

Your kid does not have to swear and the stink of shit guy is none the wiser. Everyone is happy

by Brown jelly mould January 9, 2014

lindsay brown

she's the coolest kid on the earth

person 1; have you heard of lindsay brown?
person 2; you mean the coolest kid on the earth?

person 1; yea...

person 2; YEA! everyone loves her.

by b-r-y-c-e. August 13, 2011

Lachlan Brown

the best name in the bloody galaxy mate

All hail Lachlan Brown
Ave, Lachlan Brown
I wish I was named Lachlan Brown

by truthspitter420 May 2, 2021

Brown fingers

When you go to the bathroom and the toilet paper's quality is dangerously low, causing your fingers to tear it apart and go into your ass while wiping, causing your fingers to be mildly cover with shit.

There was only on square of cheap toilet paper left. I couldn't avoid the brown fingers.

by CoucouFrancishihihi September 25, 2013

Brown Noser

A suck up thats nose is always brown from eating their bosses/teachers delicious shit right out of their ass.

Omg Jessica is suck a Brown Noser

by Slowy0urself August 22, 2020

Brown Flu

The flu-like symptoms that occur when a person’s heroin supply dries up.

“It’s been 2 days since I shot dope. That brown flu isn’t kicking my ass”

by erbuxx September 4, 2020