I need this

the sentence you say when you just need to have it. and probably never get it because we all suck! :D

Kid: I NEED THIS MOM
Mom: no you can get it later
Kid: NOOOOOOOO!! I NEED IT NOW IN MY LIFE MOM!!

by ExactoNaomiZaraGunnerGoYEET September 12, 2018

And i oop

,,and i oop’’ is used by most annoying people in the world. VSCO GIRLS. If we wont stop them they will take the world

I dropped my hydroflask and i oop

by Gossip girl 🌮 September 5, 2019

The Spousal I

Used by a spouse to subtly persuade the significant other to do something. Similar to "The Spousal We."

The Spousal I: "I think I'm going to the gym," or "I think I'm going to start eating healthier foods."
Reality: "Lose some damn weight, bitch!"

by Adam J. M. February 28, 2009

i finnesed

to trick someone or get out of situations

"i finnesed the teachers bruhhh"

by pullgodjess October 21, 2017

I/0

One of the most impure, horny, sex-driven individuals to ever grace the planet. Generally a good person until you mention anything remotely lewd. Vehemently denies any allegations, but anyone who's spent more than 14 picoseconds around him can tell it's all a facade.

Not to be confused with I/O.

Uh oh, I/0 is having lewd thoughts again!

by ItsJimothy August 10, 2021

And I Oop

A retarded term used by retarded vsco girls if they do retarded stuff

I dropped my keys and i oop

by wheres._.the._.love October 6, 2019

i I'ing

Doubling up on your devices, to the point where your friends & family have to intervene.

My kid stacked her iPhone on top of her iPad, she was i I'ing, I had to intervene.

by Chiaweb October 6, 2016