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Cummings-itis

Someone who is continually butt-hurt by the actions of Dominic Cummings' trip to Barnard Castle to "test his eyesight" (see "To Do a Cummings"), and can't stop referring to Dominic Cummings' past actions, particularly in relation to absolving blame from themselves or inferring that an action can be lessened by "the Cummings defence", or someone who seeks to blame Dominic Cummings for any fallout of any incident, however remote it may seem.
See that rave people attended? That's because of Cummings.
"You're suffering from Cummings-itis"

The second Covid19 spike in cases is entirely down to Cummings testing his eyesight by going to Barnard Castle.
"You're definitely suffering from Cummings-itis", there's no known cure apart from less woke-ness.

Bloke got sacked for flying a banner over a football stadium, how comes he got sacked and Cummings got to keep his job?
"You're definitely suffering from a severe case of Cummings-itis".
by star2uk June 29, 2020
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Cum Poodle

When you cum so much you can literally make a poodle out of it.
"Dude, how was jenny last night?"
"She was so great, I laid a cum poodle on her chest"
by resguy638 May 13, 2016
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Cum Cumbler

When a man is so desperate to cum on or in you at any time, even if your family member just passed away he just wants to be a cum cumbler and cum. He has no heart, his heart is in his cock.
"Oh my god, my cat just died I was crying but he wanted to cum all over me being a cum cumbler."
by MichelleISaB0SS June 5, 2020
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Cum Milka

Squatting while loaded up with arse cum. Then releasing it with an almighty fart. Resulting in Cum Milka.
She squatted down to pick up her panties after a heavy anal cream pie session. Then did a rip roaring Cum Milka all over the kitchen floor.
by Zebadeebad & The Unicorn October 21, 2019
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cum knuckles

when you beat your cock so fucking hard your knuckles are slathered in cum
OMG I had the biggest case of cum knuckles when looking at a picture of ur mom.
by ryangb871 January 20, 2022
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Cum lung

When during sex you breathe in cum and it ends up in your lung.
The new girl was sucking off the quarterback after the game last night and when he came she breathed in his you know what and it went down the wrong hole so now she's sick with pneumonia but she really has cum lung.
by Jonathan Gagen October 3, 2018
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Cute Cum

A Cute cum is when a guy prematurely ejaculates in front of a girl which causes embarrassment for the guy but is found to be endearing by the girl.
I was screwing some chick last night and I had a cute cum.
by HHHWins May 28, 2016
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