1 hour

Not enough sleep 😴

Hym "What in the hell just happened!?"

Iam "I don't know. We fell asleep and woke back up within 1 hour"

Hym "Well, go back to sleep idiot!"

Iam "I'm trying!"

Hym "Hurry up! The sun's about to come up. Then we'll never get back to sleep"

Iam "You're not helping. Alright? You're stressing me out and now my adrenaline is going... It's like my brain tried to load the R.E.M. sleep app and it crashed."

Hym "You are an absolute nuisance!"

Iam "At least my sparkling water is still cold."

Hym "Are... Are you stupid!?"

Iam "What?"

Hym "You're a Goddamn idiot!"

Iam "............"

Hym "............."

Iam "............"

Hym "..........."

Iam "...... Stop glaring at me like....."

Hym "Shut up and go to sleep!"

by Hym Iam April 8, 2022

January 1

January 1 is the day all the crackheads were born.

Hey Suzan you’re a crackhead,since you were born on January 1st

by 🦄🐺 February 16, 2020

January 1

National kiss your boyfriend day. Tell him that you love him more than he knows. Go cuddle. Watch the office on Netflix with him.

Friend: Do you know what day it is!!

Me: No what day is it?!

Friend: it’s January 1! National kiss your boyfriend day!!

by .-.fuck you December 31, 2021

1 page

Refers to one side of a printed piece of paper (aka a sheet).

Thus 1 page = 1/2 of a sheet.

"I put my printer in duplex mode so my 22 page report will only take 11 sheets of paper."

"My 1 page letter only uses 1/2 of a sheet of paper"

by mrjava241 November 20, 2011

Silver 1

Garbage

I'm in Silver 1.

by 0Shadowz September 25, 2020

Up-1

An unit stands for 'ugly presentation'. When someone is an Universal Pollution for you, his works would be an ugly presentation. Kindly reminder that Up-1 is (something) per ugly presentation, but does not actually mean Universal Pollution.

Mr. Pollution you still do not hand in your maths homework.
Up-1

by Heyhohahey November 7, 2018

1-10

1:can't even look at you
2: don't wanna look at you
3: might look away a lot

4:can stand to talk face to face
5:average
6:okay
7: okay but being nice
8: cute
9: hot
10: hot and they like you

Girl: what would you rate me 1-10
Guy: 8 to 9
Girl: thanks

by Frostygirly January 15, 2019