your mom

1. The answer to any question, except those asked by teachers.
2. An insult.
3. The funniest brand of joke.

1.

Do:

Jen: When's the test?
You: Your mom.
Don't:
Teacher: Bob, what's 2+2?
You: Your mom.
2.
Bob: Youre a b word.
You: YOUR MOM is a b word.
3.
Your moms voice is so high pitched she walked into a concert and they thought she was the amp.

by yourmommy!!! May 5, 2011

Your Mom

Fat Ugly

your mom.

by DefinitelyNotAstro June 24, 2020

your mom

a fat cow on legs

i saw your mom at a farm

by laughmaker5000 September 29, 2019

your mom

A phrase you use when you try to piss anyone off at anytime.

Cindy: Soooo jim will you go out with me no
Douchbag Jim: No
Cindy: But why
Douchbag jim: Because your mom
Cindy: That phrase is so old jim
Douchbag Jim: Yea like your mom
Cindy: How do you now how old my mom is
Douchbag jim: Because her i slept with her :)
Cindy: That proves nothing
Douchbag Jim: Her Pussy was filled with spiderwebs

Jessica: whats the answer to number 12
Douchbag Jim: Your mom

by Douchbag Jim April 6, 2017

Your Mom

Is gay

Your Mom is gay

by hxsh-.- December 3, 2019

your mom

your mom

your mom is fat

by K01-swag December 3, 2021

Your mom

Your mom

"your ugly"
"your mom"

by sdcfvgbh May 29, 2019