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Welcome To The Show

The state of no mental thought or reservation. When you do what is natural and what you want, when your only motivation is to seek fun at all costs, up to and including your life. When you are in the Show you not only go beyond the possible, but also beyond the impossible to achieve things that normal humans dream of. It is considered the big league of life, when you know you have finally arrived. The show is a DangerZone, when you enter the show, lesser men will envy you and may express hate.
"Welcome To The Show, Its time to fuck shit up"

"I just banged a Korean girl and a Chinese girl in a three way, Welcome to the Show"
by PanamaJack October 22, 2013
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welcome again

Welcoming once again after initial welcome
May we welcome again the honoured reverend.
by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008
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cha welcome

A way of saying, "you're welcome" by sounding like a complete moron.
Boy- Thank you for your help with my homework.

Girl- cha welcome
by Angrymillennial January 2, 2017
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Gentleman’s welcome

First wank of the morning.

First early morning masturbation session
He woke early and decided to give himself a gentleman’s welcome.
by BombTBomb April 23, 2021
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as welcome as cancer

The feeling you experience when you enter a room and everyone looks at you with complete disgust and wants nothing to do with you.
Othello: I went to Barry's Art opening last night. I didn't see you there. What's up?
Desdemona: Since Barry and I have been over, every time I go to a party he's at I feel as welcome as cancer.
Othello: It's been three years! Well, he has AIDS now so I think you have won.
by von groovy June 18, 2017
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English welcome

Some guy tried grabbing me so I gave him an English welcome
by Oogalicious December 20, 2021
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Sentinelese welcome

A rapid, straight-to-the-point, and potentially life-threatening way of expressing your emotions to an unwelcome visitor.
He reserved his best Sentinelese welcome for the local Jehovah's Witnesses.
by Gittles November 30, 2018
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