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Jacob Hancock

Jacob Hancock is a person who hasn't earned hood status in Fortnite yet and does not leave his gaming chair. However, Jacob is blessed to have multiple discord kittens. And he averages one and a half tubs of g fuel every night. However, jacobs biggest weakness is a chair. Jacob Hancock is someone who gets hit by a chair.
Uhh what happened to you last night ?

Oh dont worry i Just got a Jacob Hancock
by gabrialjames155 November 30, 2023
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Herby Hancock

When you sign your name while high. The h is silent. Not to be confused with legendary keyboardist Herbie Hancock.
That's a herby hancock you got there, I can barely read it.
by TopRightCorner October 2, 2017
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Hancock Entrance

1) An entrance or appearance that usually results in the damage or destruction of nearby scenery.

2) An intrusion on a conversation that completely kills it and creates an atmosphere of awkwardness.

Comes from the movie Hancock, where the main character, a superhero, made most of his entrances in the first half of the movie by slamming down on the ground from a high altitude, damaging the pavement and nearby property.
By accidentally driving her car into the convenience store, the old lady did a textbook Hancock Entrance

A Hancock Entrance in conversation
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the baseball game yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah! It was total bullshit. The shortstop missed the ball to make the last out!

Guy 1: I saw that. The thing went right between his legs

Guy 3: Your mom's thing went right between his legs!
by uninspired username August 24, 2008
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Hops like Hancock

V. To jump at a whole new level.

Adj. A phrase used to describe when one jumps at a monstrous height.

Interj. An expression used when one is very impressed.
1. "Bro, I'm 'bout to hop like Hancock."

2. "Bro, he's got hops like Hancock."

3. "Holly hops like Hancock, bro!"
by it's kind of obvious April 21, 2012
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John Hancock

Girl1: my boyfriend hasn't had sex for awhile and he has been in the bathroom more often
Girl2: mm gurl yo man is either a John Hancock or he cheaten On u
by C0mm0n s3ns3 July 23, 2018
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hancock

that one piece character with the weird last name
by DM Dokuro June 22, 2022
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Hancock nose

A Hancock nose is a person who is boring , billy-less , dogless , jobless , works a shit job , has no tv and doesn’t even have there own bedroom

- Toni Mitchell 2K17
Boring Allport has a big fuck off Hancock nose
by Hancock nose December 11, 2023
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