toilet paper money

code word for Crack money

"Don't worry bout it, I'll be right up there with your toilet paper money"

by bri_nic23 June 12, 2009

Toilet Paper Bitch

When you grab a wet ass when a bitch doesn't wipe her cooch after she pisses.

Jose Arroyo why the fuck did you rub up on that wet shit. She didn't wipe. What a fucking Toilet Paper Bitch!

by SKEET SKEET SKEET NIGGA! October 4, 2007

Toilet Paper Disease

cOrOnAvIrUs

TOILET PAPER DISEASE. AKA cOrOnAvIrUs

by Hoi_im_temmie123 June 17, 2020

Toilet Paper Tiger

"Toilet Paper Tiger" is a military force that is believed to be very powerful because decades of massive state propaganda, media suppression, and outlawing truth, are the only things holding up the delusional illusions of a repressive despotic dictator.

However when tested in combat, the

"Toilet Paper Tiger" is the wipe of choice
used by courageous, determined, and heroic warriors such as the Ukrainian military against Russian Orcs. The toilet

paper content of the "Toilet Paper Tiger"
AKA the Russian military,

is two ply, soft and renewable, and makes excellent fertilizer for Ukrainian sunflowers.

Ukrainian Defenders Of Democracy vs.
Toilet Paper Tiger AKA Russian Orc invaders comprised of pirates, thieves, rapists and mass murderers who commit crimes against humanity.

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? June 8, 2022

soft toilet paper phase

Similar to honeymoon phase but in the business world. Its the short period after someone leaves a business to start their own business, or the original business changes hands. It is characterized by better quality and more expensive toilet paper. It usually ends after a short time when the new owner/boss decides that it was important to cut costs and comfort. It is a symbolization of how a new owner thinks the people working there deserve better until they turn into the same kind of boss they replaced.

I looked forward to when Adam bought the business from his dad Mike, but after the soft toilet paper phase it became the same old grind

by Guy Snyder November 14, 2014

John Wayne toilet paper

Rough and tough and doesn't take shit off of anyone

Damn dude, why you walking so funny?

I just took a shit in WalMart. All they had was John Wayne toilet paper. My asshole feels like downtown Baghdad.

I'm sorry man. Go take a shower.

by Tongue Roll July 26, 2013

John Wayne toilet paper

John Wayne toilet paper – Military term used to describe the low grade toilet paper found in the MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) accessory packet. Called so because it’s rough, tough and don’t take shit off of anybody. Can also be used in place of extra fine grit sandpaper when refinishing furniture.

Can I score a roll from that big box of ass wipe that your mom sent last week?
Why?
All that I have is that damn John Wayne toilet paper.

by Trav March 28, 2005