A city where the weather is f*cked up. It would be so different today to what it was yesterday and what it will be tomorrow.
Guy 1- Bro Melbourne's weather has been so fucked recently
Guy 2- Oh you think?!
Guy 1- Yeah it, it was 12 degrees yesterday , 20 degrees today and it's forecast to be 8 degrees and pissing down tomorrow!
Guy 2- Oh you think?!
Guy 1- Yeah it, it was 12 degrees yesterday , 20 degrees today and it's forecast to be 8 degrees and pissing down tomorrow!
by The Bont October 8, 2017
Get the Melbournemug. This term can only be explained by a picture .... a picture you will have to ask me for because UrbanDictionary won't let me upload it .... but rest assured the bloke to whom this term refers, knows well and truly it's him .... Yug .... this one's for you ;)
by Hey...Yug...its.. Jig December 19, 2024
Get the miss north melbournemug. Absolute shithole, you can find it in Victoria, and because its in pom land there are lots of stabbings shootings and Rangas out to steal your sunscreen, to much fucking traffic, it takes 4 hours to get to fucking maccas and even thats just 4 km away, absolute shithole, once again full of pigmies
by Mika Job October 22, 2020
Get the Melbournemug. A pretty city in Victoria. there are lots of dogs and cafes as well as pretty gardens and cool stuff to do in the city.
everyone here is really nice and its kinda like portland or newyork with less people and better coffee (best coffee ever here). Melbourne is also know for its four seasons in one day cause the weather changes a lot!
if you live in melbourne or were born there you are a melbournion
everyone here is really nice and its kinda like portland or newyork with less people and better coffee (best coffee ever here). Melbourne is also know for its four seasons in one day cause the weather changes a lot!
if you live in melbourne or were born there you are a melbournion
"hey im going to melbourne!"
"cool drink lots of coffee!"
"hey lets have a picnic its really hot and sunny"
"nah its meant to rain later"
"cool drink lots of coffee!"
"hey lets have a picnic its really hot and sunny"
"nah its meant to rain later"
by istilldontgettumbler November 6, 2017
Get the Melbournemug. We are Melbourners.
by Melbourner May 3, 2017
Get the Melbournersmug. Melbourne is a city in australia in the state of Victoria, it is the crime capital out of all the major cities (except Darwin coz no one gives a shit about Darwin it’s all country land) and is notoriously known for having the longest covid lockdown in human history. Melbourne was once referred to as the most liveable city in the world but has quickly been on a downfall to becoming the Chicago of Australia. The gang violence down here gets worse and worse every month. Going out in the city at night is risky and dangerous. Knife & gun crime are on a rise. Melbourne has a reputation for the most corrupt police officers in the country and the current premier has recently been accused in parliament for corruption. From this perspective your better off moving out
Jake: “aye cuz let’s go on a flight to Melbourne and enjoy our life”
Cruz: “fuck no cuz there’s legit nothin to do beside walk around a big city go couple restaurants and get pulled up on by 20 sudos with balaclavas and puffer jackets”
Jake: “don’t be a pussy mate we wont get rolled up on”
“The two proceed to Get drilled (robbed) for there credit cards and wallets”
Cruz: “fuck no cuz there’s legit nothin to do beside walk around a big city go couple restaurants and get pulled up on by 20 sudos with balaclavas and puffer jackets”
Jake: “don’t be a pussy mate we wont get rolled up on”
“The two proceed to Get drilled (robbed) for there credit cards and wallets”
by Burncitylingo January 30, 2023
Get the Melbournemug. Non-Melbourne resident: There was a tropical storm five seconds ago. Why're there meteor showers?
Melbourne resident: Man, you can't trust the weather in Melbourne.
Melbourne resident: Man, you can't trust the weather in Melbourne.
by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT December 18, 2022
Get the Melbournemug.