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Freshie

Freshman, naive, unoriginal, soft-in the tooth, unbroken, virginal, stupid, uneducated, uninformed, lacking, weak, newbie/newb, baby, too new or fresh. (word type)-Slimmoral/Slim-Moral.
“Freshie, I know you like being post-modern but whatever.”
by CoaltownBrown December 3, 2021
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Freshie

A male or female who is only new to the sex game. Commonly referred to as immature if they don’t enjoy certain sex positions. Real sex pros love all positions.
Aidan: that girl is a real immature freshie?

TSR: what daddy?
Aidan: you know, she’s only just lost her virginity and she doesn’t like doggy so she’s super immature!
by Number1Freshie July 4, 2018
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freshie

1. The holy grail of footwear, a brand-spankin’-new pair of shoes (or other garment) that you summon from the mystery backroom after enduring the tragic fate of trying on fungus-infested display models.

2. That euphoric moment when you confidently declare, “I’ll take a freshie!” to the part-time, acne-faced employee, who now understands that your standards are higher than Skid Row, LA.

3. The embodiment of newness with the sweet smell of retail victory, often accompanied by a boss strut upon exiting the store, because nothing says "I’m winning" like a new pair kicks that haven't been through months of fake-buyers who pretend they can afford $19 sneakers.
“My friend thought he could pull off the display shoes until I said, ‘Bro, those are so far gone, you need a freshie and a therapist!’”

“When I asked for a new, fresh pair of shoes Jamal looked at me like I was downs. Whoa playa. I'm not the sucka working at Dick's for minimum wage. New fetch my freshies!"
by Sam_Joanneski October 16, 2024
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ex-freshie

Someone who has been living in an English speaking country (e.g. UK or USA) for a long time (e.g. 15 or 20 years) but still has poor English skills in terms of speaking and writing. Ex-freshies also have a fresh mentality making them very irritable to work or cope with. Typically this person has moved from a eastern country to a western country. (e.g. India to USA, Pakistan to UK)
Ex-freshie Man: I want all my children to get A's for their GSCE's so they can go off to Oxford and they can become lawyers or doctors.

Ex-freshie Woman: Apart from that I want my daughters to learn how to cook and clean and also gain some weight in order to be perfect wives and make babies.
by TwistyTactix18 June 22, 2012
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Freshie Syndrome

A syndrome where all the freshman are obsessed with upperclassman and won’t leave them alone all night.
He has freshie syndrome
by Lalalaland12345 October 29, 2023
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Freshie

Someone who is clumsy, dumb, not experienced and/or a retard who will not understand anything.
Alan: hand me a rubber.
Aron: *throws rubber at Alan’s head*.
Alan: What a freshie
by Whussthedeal September 8, 2019
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Helpless Freshie

A player in the video game "Dayz" by Bohemia Interactive who engages in behavior that is seen by most of civilized society as "Childish" or "Cringe".
Dude you're being such a helpless freshie on main right now!
by TheKittenSlayer February 12, 2024
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