Did you see how she went out with her girls all night, hooked up with 3 guys and financed the whole thing with her boyfriend's credit card? He is such a HODGE.
by Countblackula45 August 20, 2017
A being who masterfully walks the line between being really sarcastic and a disgruntled co-worker. May also suffer mild bi-polar spells.
Jen, it was very Hostile Hodges of you when you told me my singing was bad and that I should give up on life.
by thegoods24 July 13, 2010
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025
Anyone named Justin Hodges is automatically hot. They are cute and get all the ladies. They are freaky and play baseball. They are stupid a lot but they are good at math. They are also automatically cooler than anyone else especially anyone named Delani. No one likes Delani she is dumb.
by anonymous102828292 November 11, 2020
The biggest piece of shit, garbage person you’ve ever seen. He/she can’t get a significant other on their own, so they have no problem coming on to their friends spouse or girlfriend, and will gladly steal them if he/she can. Couldn’t tell the truth to save them from an execution, and will steal anything from anyone, including his/her own parents. Just an overall scummy, lying, gap toothed shitpile of a person with nothing to offer anyone except bullshit and betrayal.
Jim: “Hey asshole! I thought we were friends?!? Kim told me you hit on her last night! What the Hell?”
Dan: “I was only friends with you to get to her anyway!”
Jim: “Wow! You’re a total JD Hodges, you prick!”
Dan: “I was only friends with you to get to her anyway!”
Jim: “Wow! You’re a total JD Hodges, you prick!”
by ErMahGerdErtsErPernerss April 10, 2023
basically a boy who is an asshole to girls and just plays with girls hearts and dumps them two weeks later
by savageperson1234 March 06, 2018
Adjective: Butting in to a conversation you have nothing to do with, just to insert your own opinion, often preceded by stalking around those conversing in anticipation
When Hodging is done properly, It will always be preceeded by the word "Hodging" in order to inform the group that you are about to seriously piss them off
When Hodging is done properly, It will always be preceeded by the word "Hodging" in order to inform the group that you are about to seriously piss them off
Man: What do you think of the weather today?
Woman: Its lovely don't you agree?
"Hodge": Hodging! This one time, I was drinking Bud Light, at a Saint Louis Cardinals game... and who do you think showed up but NELLY!
Woman: Its lovely don't you agree?
"Hodge": Hodging! This one time, I was drinking Bud Light, at a Saint Louis Cardinals game... and who do you think showed up but NELLY!
by The Real Zman March 01, 2012