When a boy with long hair kisses you like Spider-Man kissed Mary Jane in that one scene—you know the one, yeah, that one—except horizontally and his hair falls around both your faces.
Girl A: “Did you see Jeshua give Morgan a pineapple parachute yesterday?”
Girl B: “No, I’m not into peaking from behind closet doors.”
Girl B: “No, I’m not into peaking from behind closet doors.”
by wholesome 69 December 08, 2021
The act of flapping by gripping a small falice with one's fingertips from above in claw machine fashion where the hand resembles a parachute.
by Parachutefap May 30, 2019
by 1000yrdstare September 20, 2019
by Pussychute December 21, 2016
The practice of trimming the pubic hair region with two (2) small lines of hair connecting from the base of the penis to a large semi-round overgrowth of hair above it. Should resemble a standard parachute even to the untrained eye
Jason David England: Author of "How to Nurse your Wallaby" can be seen showing off this style of Pube fashion in various magazines across the U.S. as well as Europe is the inventor of the "Pube Parachute"
by DocHoliday187 September 07, 2008
join me
mount thor is the tallest cliff in the world and im really making this to get a mug that says "I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute"
by Megilv June 18, 2024
when academic groups come in to do community outreach in an attempt to rescue or save impoverished communities however the work is considered lack luster or has not real value to the intended community only the value is perceived by the academics.
by goodlogophile December 20, 2022