gaff tour

A tour of someones house, or general living space.

When I come round can you give me a gaff tour?

by basically a retard December 17, 2018

D-tour

Going out of your way or changing your plans just to get laid.

"Wait, you're in Madrid? I thought you were going to Portugal"

"Yeah but I met a hot Spanish guy so I'm taking a d-tour"

by tackysocks April 17, 2017

Tour of Italy

The experience of having Italian music blasting in your ears, a breadstick up your ass, and undergoing Carlo Rossi water boarding.

The Tour of Italy isn’t that bad.

by Zorlaq38 August 1, 2019

warped tour

Tour started in 1995 as an answer to the commercialization of Lollapalooza. Now, just an excuse to mass market punk rock as a fashion trend to adolescents.

The warped toour lineup has gotten progressively worse each summer.

by sean April 22, 2005

warped tour

Started as a huge punk festival and as a fuck-you to Lollapalooza and Woodstock, but over the years it has devolved further and further into one colossal shit-fest, with Bad Religion and a couple other bands here and there as the sole redeeming value. Sure, the place is practically swimming with hot chicks, but are a couple random scene chicks worth blowing a bunch of money on something this bad? Think about it.

It's kind of sad to see a band as legendary as Bad Religion surrounded by such vast amounts of pure fail, especially when you consider what the Warped Tour once was.

by MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA August 28, 2009

Warped Tour

A day where you see a lot of bands you have never heard of, buy stickers and shirts of bands you have never heard of, and you get kicked in the face from moshing to bands you have never heard of. And you do this so you can sound and look "cool".

1: "Did you go to Warped Tour?"

2: "Yeah! I saw a thousand and 24 bands there, and bought all their shirts! And I got kicked in the face!"

1: "Wow, you are way awesome, aren't you?"

2: "Yeah, I am, don't be jealous, but I'll be talking about Warped Tour all the time."

by loves popcorn August 16, 2009

world tour

When one person drinks a six-pack made up of one beer from each of six different countries. A common example contains a Corona, a Red Stripe, a Guinness, a Heineken, a St Pauli Girl, and a Fosters. Best served from west to east.

I had this sick dream where diddy had a fake and he bought us world tours, then we went and got cigars.

by D Minus February 6, 2007