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Jason

Jason is your typical weirdo.
Abigail- “Jason always picks his nose in english class... and he’s in 12th grade!!“
Maria- “omggg let’s get this on snapchat
by BoomerKingdom December 12, 2019
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Jason is the coolest person you will ever meet. Jason is the best looking person in zawaldo. Anyone who knows a jason is lucky, no mortal should ever talk to the all mighty jason, unless spoken to. If jason was in a fight, he would win. All the girls love jason and he has the most friends in the world, and you know I am serious because I said the world instead of zawaldo. Jason is the most successful person in life, true meme lord and a true legend, respect all Jasons.
Jason is awesome.
by Jason Reyes November 18, 2019
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Jason Will

To get your jason will on means to do whatever the fuck you want whenever you want.
Cop: Sir do you know why I pulled you over
Weezy Baby: Cuz I do what i do and you do what you can do about it.
Cop: No its because you were speeding
Weezy Baby: Sorry I was just getting my Jason Will on.
by mattyfmills69 October 1, 2009
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the best man in the world and treats his girl right! He is unique. damn jason is hot
damn jason is so hot and unique!
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jason is the funniest person you will ever meet. He will be your bestie forever and ever. And he is a GOD at basketball. He is a walking meme and everyone loves him for it. BUTTTTTTT if you make him mad, ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE!!
WOAH THERE JASON!!!!
by crazyspazattack April 1, 2020
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The best son a father could have.
A gentleman that rarely uses foul language and never insults others.
A bit of a rebel, however he does what needs to be done.
Jason always helps with chores around the house.
Jason is an exceptional builder and very funny with puns.

I basically spit Jason out.
by I love you son May 10, 2018
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a dirty minded individual who isn't scared to go all out in the bedroom. When horny they tend to snap and become violent. Tend to like golden showers.
That guy she had last night was a right Jason. When she met me today she was practically black and blue!
by Daniel Hendersson June 29, 2011
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