google worthy

When your name is googled and you come up on the front page.

Guy: Yo man that stunt you pulled was google worthy!

Stunt Guy: Sheeeeiiiittt!!

by Zrevoman August 26, 2010

pants-worthy

An adjective describing a task, endeavor, or prospect significant enough to motivate a lazy bachelor to put on pants and get out of the house.

"You're asking me to come watch LOST Season 3 again? Man, that is so not pants-worthy. Talk to you later."

by Moggraider May 13, 2010

bose worthy

When the music is so good you have to listen to it with Bose headphones/ speakers. It usually requires bangin bass and wobble to qualify.

Alex: You have to listen to this song!
Lauren: Is it bose worthy?

by Prisma October 6, 2010

Blimp Worthy

A way to rate an all you can eat buffet. Inspired by listening to ABC's Brent Musburger who keeps calling a football game blimp worthy.

That new Chinese buffet at the mall is totally "Blimp Worthy".

by Sex and the Single Dad November 26, 2011

buffet-worthy

someone who can feast off the all-you-can-eat buffet bar. A person that will eat enough at an all-you-can-eat establishment and get its money worth.

She only has one serving at the all-you-can-eat oyster bar and I paid $30 for it! She is definitely not buffet-worthy.

by Shuman Chan July 21, 2004

notch worthy

A man or woman hot enough for a one time only screw.

"Damn she's notch worthy. I'd like to tap that ass, and leave the sloppy seconds for the next guy."

by Kris April 23, 2003

Jo worthy

An adjective used to describe something that is enjoyable, and soft to the touch, to jerk off with.

It is also often used to describe the softness of a fabric, especially t shirts and boxer shorts.

When used to describe the softness of a fabric, it is generally, but not always, implied that jerking off with it would be enjoyable and/or soft to the touch.

Example 1:

Teacher: Are any of you students going to buy the school spirit wear t shit?
All male/hermaphrodite students: It depends if they are jo worthy.

Example 2:

Mother: Why is this soft t shirt covered in so many stains?
Boy: Because it’s jo worthy! I’m not going to use sand paper to beat off! Come on now!

by The Milk Man Jr. November 15, 2010