Mexican Timebomb 

When a mexican girl reaches a certain age, usually late teens. They often get pregnant and blow up and get fat and round like a bomb.

Damn!! Did you see what happend to silvia?? she blew up like a mexican timebomb!

Mexican Timebomb by westlm75 July 18, 2011

Mexican Thunderbutt 

You know those one Mexican chicas in the group that nobody every gets with, kindda like the American DUF or DUFF. (Deignated ugly friend- Designated ugly fat friend)

Paco ate a taco when a grupo of chicanas passed by. He commented on all but the Mexican Thunderbutt. She was sad she ordered 12 bean burritos to-go with her diet coke.

Mexican Thunderbutt by Viri and Heath May 31, 2009

Mexican two-step

When you are taking a power shit from eating too much mexican food and all of a sudden you have the urge to throw up as well. You then proceed to stand up in the middle of your shit, turn around and heave your guts into your spicy shit soup. Named for the famous "two steps" it takes to turn around and the "Mexican" origin of the shit/puke.

Guy 1: "Hey! What'd you end up doing last night? I didn't see you after we went out for dinner at Pedro's."

Guy 2: "Ya sorry man, I had a terrible case of Mexican two-step last night. Those Enchiladas really messed my shit up."

Mexican two-step by OldSweatyMan June 15, 2009

Mexican Thong 

A Mexican Thong is when a man is fucking a woman in the ass while eating a taco. The man then pulls out quickly so she shits everywhere, then the man rubs the shit up her crack and around her waist like a thong and then proceeds to play the mexican hat dance.

Tommy: "Dude, I'm going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow, but first, tonight I'm going to give her a Mexican Thong!"

Aaron: "Dude! Nasty!"

Mexican Thong by Teepea January 3, 2010

Mexican Tourette 

An after-dinner game where diners take it in turns to shout out swear words, in clockwise order around the table. Similar to a 'Mexican Wave' at sports events, but using swear-words instead of standing up.

(at dinner party) Bob: Mexican Tourette! Bastard!
Mike: Shit!
Celia: Twat!
Linda: Wanker!
Bob: Asshole!

etc...repeat ad nauseam....

Mexican Tourette by King Drax March 26, 2010

Mexican twizzler taco 

when you put a twizzler in a females vagina then say viva la chango then eat the twizzler

dude what did you have for dinner. oh nothing just a mexican twizzler taco.no way man i at that the other night.

Mexican twizzler taco by creature feature February 18, 2011

Mexican Train Wreck 

You need:
A buddy to help,
1 Mexican Prostitute
1 Fleet Enema
1 bottle Ipecac syrup.

Have your buddy give the hooker the Ipecac first, then you administer the Fleet enema according to package directions. Quickly stuff both her anal and oral orifices...Wait for the train wreck to occur..

Man, Tom & I picked up a Street walker last night, and figured we would try a Mexican Train Wreck. She puked all over Toms' junk and I cannot get the poop smell out of my junk

Mexican Train Wreck by 77quadcam April 21, 2011