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kinetic meditation 

The act of being able to meditate on something, while smashing the hell out of something else, i.e. focusing on something positive, while literally destroying something negative (such as a word, scribbled on a plate).

Relaxation, elevation, focusing energy and letting go, in a safe and controlled environment, through physical exertion, destruction and vocalization, as opposed to insisting that meditation can only be done in an uncomfortably seated position, while chanting and breathing deeply.

Meditation for those of us who actually deal in reality and real feelings and emotions (like frustration and anger, as well as happiness and satisfaction), and can meditate any time, any place and any way we like.

Meditation for people who would rather take their stress out on some hapless inanimate object, than to cast the blame on someone else, like those self righteous shits do, while they breathe deeply, do yoga and eat tofu, as they point out how awful everyone else in the world is.
Steve: "Breathing deeply ten times just doesn't cut it for me any more. I need to step it up. I need to get real. I need some kinetic meditation. I'm going to go fuck some shit up, and get rid of some of this chip on my shoulder!"

Vanessa: "Hey, you know what? I know exactly where you can do that. It's this place called Sarah's Smash Shack, in San Diego!"
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Eletronic Meditation 

When you put some earphones connected with an iPod on max volume, close your eyes and relax, letting the music flow on you.
Eletronic Meditation is most used in bed or in long trips, either alone or with people who aren't talking to you.
Eletronic Meditation by Krustofisky December 18, 2009
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pre meditated] karma 

Thought out or planned before hand due to being done wrong by resulting in causing or conflicting ones karma
One to cause pre meditated] karma would generally be due to being done wrong by ETC. Fucking one over in anyway where they don’t take it lightly therefore retaliate
Madigan is beautiful and kind. Her love for animals is unreal. Her blue eyes are like the ocean and her blond hair glistens in the sun. If you ever meet a Madigan, never let her go because if you do, you may not get her back.
Oh my god, it’s Madigan.”
Madigan by marianaochoa May 19, 2018

Madinaed 

When your friends stop inviting you and talking to you
Bruh, they don't like and talk to me anymore, I've been madinaed
Madinaed by Waldo October 12, 2018
The most beautiful girl in the fuckin world. Shes the best person to go to. She always understands you when your down. Basically the best human in the world :)
Person 1: Look its Madigan
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Madigan by omg_its_kyle December 15, 2017

Drunken Meditation

A KICK ASS Horror/Political/Punk band from houston texas.
Formed in 2005, they play shows at anti-war rallys and gigs at places around houston.
ME: you going to the Drunken Meditation show tonight?
Friend: Hell yea!! they rule!