Black Plague Friday

A buying event larger than Black Friday,

This marks the day after a President of a Country shuts traveling borders to Europe sparking of a prepper buying frenzies.

First things to go are:

* Hand Sanitizers
* Toilet Paper
* Face Masks
* Canned goods

Did you see the line at the grocery store this morning? It was a new kind of Black-Friday, "Black Plague Friday".

by Bobby Peach March 13, 2020

Black dick friday

The only day of the week, (Friday), that your black lover can come give you some dick because you're the "side piece".

" Thank goodness today is black dick Friday. I've been waiting all week to get some of that dick"

by Sn○W☆BuNN¥ October 28, 2022

being black on a Friday night

A crime on which cops have seriously cracked down over the years. The sentence is usually a beating with nightsticks and a night in jail. The perpetrator is usually released the next morning since it's only a misdemeanor. (don't take this seriously kids, I'm not racist, it's satire)

Jamal and Rashawn had a killer craving for Krispy Kremes, but they knew they'd better stay away from the store if they didn't want to get the shit beat out of them and get booked for being black on a Friday night.

by Nick D July 19, 2004

black friday

sales on hookers

aye ima get my hooker sale today in black friday

by Hentai_lover696969 December 2, 2019

Black Friday

A day in flight attendant initial class when you take an exam and someone is excused at random. This usually takes place when the class breaks for lunch and upon your return, there is a classmate missing.

Hey Karen, good luck on the test today. Thanks Susan. I’ll need it. It’s also Black Friday.

by Gert Barr April 20, 2021

Black boy friday

We celebrating black boy friday !!!!! Sexy black boys !!!!

yo u celebrating black boy friday?
Yes I am

by cookinsumchicken June 5, 2019

Black Friday bottleneck

The human logjam that develops at the front door of a store as too many people try to rush in to get to discounted items. People are shoved, knocked down and crushed against doors as people race to stuff that probably costs the same as it does all year. Black Friday, Black Friday beatdown, shopping, 1/2 price, discounted, coupons, Christmas presents, fistfights, stampede, Christmas, tvs, checkout lines, superstores, logjam

I’m staying in the car until people calm down. We’ve got a Black Friday bottleneck at the front of the store and people are getting nasty.

by joecoolthefool November 23, 2018