Mans

Mans is a adjective used to describe something or someone bad. It can also be used in easy mans which means easy peasy. And it can be used instead of shit or fuck.

I play Soccer because hockey is mans!

Do you think you can beat him? Easy mans!

I got a F! Mans!

by Unknown69999999 March 16, 2019

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the man whore

Is a guy version of a slut

Alan is the man whore because he doesn't want Victoria and only Victoria alan man whore

by Lexiiiii02 August 3, 2016

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Man Slag

Cheating little bastard. Always chatting to different females and treats them like objects

Man slags are often named Aram they often appear to be respectful but u can best believe he’s chatting to 7 other birds while tryna link with u

by JesusSaveMe111 November 21, 2023

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Everyone has heard an adult human rectum can stretch to 7 inches without tearing; and that raccoons can fit into holes as small as four inches. The Florida Man, takes advantage of those last few inches of clearance with the addition of an adult brown striped Atlantic octopus. Octopi can fit into anything larger than their beak. So to preform the Florida Man, one must simply trap a dumpster raccoon, catch an adult Atlantic octopus, and then hogtie the raccoon using the Optimus’s tentacles. At that point a fair amount of axle grease should ease the transition into the rectum, potato cannons can also be used for extra Florida points. The two animals will then fight to the death in the recipient’s rectum, without ever tearing the sphincter.

Bets should be placed about which animal will come out the victor.

It is also important not to bitch out and use Atlantic Pygmy octopi as they are venomous.

Weirdest thing I’ve ever seen come into the ER? We once had a guy come in with a dead raccoon and a live octopus up his ass. Everyone with him apparently had bets going about which animal would be dead when we removed them. They called it the Florida Man Colonsseum

by Jdh1002 April 11, 2023

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