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Florida Man

When a man makes a jar of shit and cum and blends it, mixes it with water, pours it on someone's face, pins them down and farts on them for 5 minute straight until shit comes out, then proceeds to shove a tiny turd up the woman's vigina. and scream at her face and run away.
Holy shit did you see that Florida Man on the news?
Yeah bro what was that!?
by Cool Kid Library March 22, 2023
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my man

MY MAN IS MY MAN, don't touch my man, don't talk to my man, and DO NOT try to get wit my man because my man is MY man. keyword: MY🫶🏾💕
Random bitch-you see him over there, Aryana?
Aryana- yea. that's my man💕
by Yana bearr 🫶🏾💕 June 15, 2024
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Man Canyon

The canyon that exists between the pectoral muscles of a male. The depth of the canyon is proportional to the amount of dominance that the male holds.
Hans: "How deep is your man canyon Jake?"

Jake: "I don't want to talk about that anymore, size doesn't even matter"

Hans: "Dude, you don't even have a man canyon, do you?"

Jake: "Don't tell my parents, please dude"
by Bigboiyolofish March 17, 2014
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mans

If someone calls you their mans it means they like you or want to date you
He's my mans
by Yg778 June 22, 2016
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man.

the thing you use when you're disappointed or sad
person 1: does some stupid shit

person 2: man.
by rk092 January 17, 2024
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see me balance man!

"dude check out my hair! see me balance man!"
by Brian Stewart September 18, 2007
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Man-it

A combination between "dang it" an "man". Used in place of "dang ii" or "man".
" Man-it, I forgot to feed the cats
"Man-it, I don't feel like getting up"
by IM JORDENDERPY December 6, 2016
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