friend: hey man what were you doing last night when i called and you didn't pick up?
me: awww man i was doin the good old perky turkey jerky, warm that shit up to 350 degrees, cut the hole, shit slides right in!
me: awww man i was doin the good old perky turkey jerky, warm that shit up to 350 degrees, cut the hole, shit slides right in!
by maestro1623 August 14, 2010
Get the perky turkey jerkymug. by scorcharific July 30, 2016
Get the turkey in the parking lotmug. When you proceed to have sex with a store-bought turkey multiple times before Thanksgiving, until the Turkey is seemingly filled with ejaculate. Can be done with multiple people as an activity for the holiday, and is done best if the turkey is bought about a week before the holiday, giving you plenty of time to "stuff" it with your "filling". A somewhat swollen appearance is often desired, similar to that of a water balloon.
Dad : This turkey is especially juicy this year, what's your secret?
Me : Oh, just a Vern Turkey Dinner. The secret is in the sauce.
Dad : I might have to help out with it next year.
Me : Oh, just a Vern Turkey Dinner. The secret is in the sauce.
Dad : I might have to help out with it next year.
by FatherVern October 10, 2019
Get the Vern Turkey Dinnermug. by Big Pimpin1 January 3, 2014
Get the Stanky Turkey Pussmug. by Captain T 27 January 7, 2012
Get the Turkey Neck Sandwichmug. Roasting someone's turkey means to place male genitales over a fire and hold him there till golden brown much like a turkey's gobble
by The Licker 6969696969XOXO November 30, 2016
Get the roast your turkeymug. by Straight Jason March 30, 2019
Get the West Virginia Turkeymug.