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tit slings

slang term for a bra.
get me tit slings out of the drawer.
by cuntybollox September 16, 2009
mugGet the tit slingsmug.

Mint Tits

Using the combination of the word mint and the phrase the tits to create the phrase Mint Tits! It’s not just Mint & it’s not just Tits but it’s Mint Tits!

Similar to saying ‘super’ or ‘extra’ or ‘awesome’! When something is deemed better than mint and yet not referring to tits.
That’s so Mint Tits! or I’m super Mint Tits! or That ride was Mint Tits!
by SandsterInMN June 4, 2018
mugGet the Mint Titsmug.

dental tit

When the hot dental hygienist leans in & her breasts touch your cheek
Teeth cleaning sucked but I got me some sweet dental tit.
by PrimordialBiscuit December 3, 2016
mugGet the dental titmug.

Tit Spray

Someone who is a big bitch, an asshole, or very annoying.
"You're a cocksmoke"
"Well you're and tit spray"

"You are ugly"
"Piss off tit spray"

Tit Spray
by pauny March 8, 2011
mugGet the Tit Spraymug.

Shipwreck tits

The kind of very saggy tits you'd want with you if you ever got shipwrecked and stranded on a deserted island. If you tie them together in the middle by the nipples you can make an impromptu hammock allowing you to doze away comfortably up off of the ground where coconut crabs might otherwise bite you in your sleep.
"Karen listen, I'm pleased you were the only other survivor of that shipwreck. If it weren't for you and the fact that I could make a nice swinging hammock out of your shipwreck tits, I would have been painfully bitten by a coconut or spider crab in my sleep. You're still here? I thought I told you to scavenge around the island and look for ingredients that would make a suitable sandwich. I thought I saw some lettuce growing in a patch on that mountainside. I don't want any of that on my sandwich. I killed a parrot yesterday, here see what you can do with this."
by Showdown Sean November 6, 2011
mugGet the Shipwreck titsmug.

pro tit

When a woman’s jiggly wiggly milky wilky honk honk jugga wugga breasty westie is so nice she must be a pro
Boy that’s a pro tit
by yurmomdotcom February 27, 2021
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snail tit

A snail tit is a droopy nipple or droopy boob in particular. Or a snail with titties.
“Yo did you see jessica” “Yeah she has some major snail tits
by snailtittylit July 21, 2018
mugGet the snail titmug.

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