Luke

Absolute fucking cave man looks like a chameleon. He has no social skills and is closeted. He eats every meat like it’s his last.

Don’t eat like an animal you will end up like Luke johnstone.

by Cave man November 23, 2021

Luke

A Luke is a good person. Who loves the outdoors, and love sports. He plays soccer, basketball, flag football, and much more. The one he loves is not popular. She is usually a science geek. Luke's have a tendency of liking Star Wars. That also think they are to geeky. They also think that they are not good enough for the one they like. They are very kind, cute, respectful, know their boundaries, are well respected, and they are not always popular.

Friends 1: Can I tell you something?
Friend 2: Sure.
Friend 1: I like Luke. He is so nice cute and respectful.

Friend 2: You do you boo boo.

by anonymous December 13, 2020

Luke

Attention seeking, but somehow everyone loves him. He's charming but if you really know him, you know how he's all about the attention and just wants to be noticed by everyone.

Girl #1: Luke is kind of cute!
Girl #2: Yeah!
Luke: I know.

by Reallyrealdeal March 31, 2020

The Luke Hawash

When you jerk off in a dead woman's ashes.

"Ayo he's doing The Luke Hawash! Rub it up in those ashes! Get em' all over that thing! He's got that blackface dick!"

by theJankySkank February 9, 2023

Luke

He’s a massive cunt

Ken that luke lad

Aye he’s a proper cunt

by Luke07 November 22, 2019

Luke

Luke is completely weird in every way but is excellent at making friends.

Max: I wish I was Luke

Michael: Are you serious

Max: YES

by 1MaxyMan2 May 3, 2017

Luke osmon

Luke osmon is a definition for someone who's always pissed at everything Or otherwise depending on usage meaning the targeted person to be a male lesbian in a non offensive way

Guy1: see that guy over there?
Guy2:the Luke osmon?
Guy1:yes!

by Apple tech geek November 6, 2017