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avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023
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Dong Mao

it has no definition it can be put into anywhere
it can be used as a verb a noun an adjective a dong mao
by boogadan May 30, 2019
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Dong

by Panad January 16, 2021
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Dong Doinkers

To have fat boobies
"Yo my teacher in my english class had some fat Dong Doinkers!"
by Random person u dont know March 1, 2025
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Expand dong

A phalloplasty. Can refer to the experience of both cis dudes and trans dudes.
“My expand dong is only two weeks away, I’m pretty excited
by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024
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honky dong

The twelfth track on the 2003 album “Altered States of America” by grindcore band Agoraphobic Nosebleed.
Billy: “Bro did you hear that sick track by Agoraphobic Nosebleed called ‘Honky Dong’?”
Friend: “Idk, man, I don’t think I have time to listen to a whole ass 8 second long song.”
by Brainboys August 27, 2021
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Llama llama ding dong

When you jerk someone off with your third and fourth digits touching your thumb (first digit), and extending your second and fifth digits outward. It creates the head of a llama but not a compelling hand job.
Friend: Have you talked to Patrick?

Me: Not since I tried the llama llama ding dong on him.
by dodgeystyle June 19, 2022
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