THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.
WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!
by YAWA March 13, 2020
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Get the Turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch mug.The last piece of paper left on the printer conveniently close to you while you are masturbating;used as last resort to catch ejaculation.
Ricky the cowboy was masturbating at his desktop in his dark quiet room, when he reached for his paper-mate to catch the ejaculation almost completely effectively.
by Bigfish305 October 22, 2009
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Get the Paper Mache Puppy mug.Old 1970's lingo for hardcore underground, illegal pornagraphy (which is legal now).
Also known as "brown paper bag porn".
Also known as "brown paper bag porn".
by LingoOG September 22, 2017
Get the paper bag porn mug.Damn Brian the bowl looks like you shredding paper out cho asshole. Give a brother a courtesy flush next time!
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