Dimitris Moment

When someone is acting like a fucking irresponsible five year-old child. It can be anyone. Although this behavior tends to be extremely annoying, we still love that person❤️❤️.

Example #1:

-Ok, I'll admit, apple is a good company but it has maany flaws, like the price, the unexciting improvements and many more...
-WHAT? HOW DARE YOU! APPLE IS -THE- GREATEST COMPANY EVER, WITHOUT ANY DOUBT!!
-Dimitris moment...

Example #2:

-Yoo come on, let's chat, we haven't got anything else to do.
-Naaahhhh sorry, I'm not in the mood. I'll go play COD for 5 hours "cough" "cough" I mean I'll go study or sleep...

-Dimitris moment....

by ELSYN April 18, 2021

loreto moment

loreto moment =
loreto moment is a moment when you talk about k!lling yourself.

why is it called a loreto moment some ask?

its called loreto moment due to loretos wish to die therefore whenever someone talks about wanting to k!ll themself or in general to die we always say #loretomoment.

keira: i do not wish to be alive

loreto: loreto moment.

by l6v1ng May 18, 2021

jaboi moment

when jaboi literally says anything

jaboi moment

by not ch3eseit B) October 29, 2020

A Scott Moment

When you take a photo with your friend, and your friend looks good, but you don't.

*looking at photo together in review*
"Omg I look so bad! That was a Scott moment"

by Girlumustbetrippin May 7, 2017

Switzerland moment

A praise you call out before engaging in a moment , instance , event , or action that would naturally lead to a decision or effect that you would naturally regret. But if you call out that you are going to commit a Switzerland moment you are instantly forgave in everybody’s eyes for they can’t judge upon a “Switzerland moment”. This also works for calling it out post-event. I.e man I had a “Switzerland moment” last night.

Man me and the whole work crew went out for drinks , spent $1000 bar tab , and Jake went home with a swamp donkey thank god he called out he was having a “Switzerland moment”.

by Petersteele937 November 17, 2021

Gong moment

An imaginary noise one hears while reaching an epiphany.

Amid the thoughts of the day I had a gong moment and finally it all made sense.

by Neolexicon August 1, 2016

martha moment

When you are about to kill someone and they inadvertently stop you by mentioning the name of your mother causing you a complete breakdown and to lose the fight

Alan: I can’t believe Batman didn’t kill Superman just because their moms happen to have the same name.

Sam: Yeah dude he totally had a Martha Moment.

by ImShedding May 15, 2021